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lordy lordy lordy [Jul. 11th, 2004|06:39 pm]
The River Styx

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Woah.
Look. the last post here was by me...a long long time ago.
Thats just nutty. Something must be done to re-cool this community.

Like...a debate or somthing. I shall attempt this but I offer no promises of instant success.



This question has been asked all over the internet. And always it sparks some sort of insane debate that goes on and reaches no real conculsion. Sure its over-used, stupid and immature but isnt that what life is all about

If I where to take a Ninja and a really pissed-off pirate and pitch them against each other in a death battle to rival all death battles who do you imagine would win? Why? Are you biased...are you a ninja or a pirate?



Lets see how this goes. Swimmingly I hope but alas I predict CERTAIN DEATH
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From: clintzombie
2004-07-11 08:50 am (UTC)
The ninja would win...even though I like pirates better.
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[User Picture]From: sergeant_groove
2004-07-11 08:53 am (UTC)

danny the girl

I like pirates better too.
Arrr

But I can see the ninja winning. Unless the pirate was some really skilled pirate. Or had shiny guns.

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From: clintzombie
2004-07-11 08:59 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

True, but I'm just saying...

I mean, just read www.realultimatepower.net


That should explain my logic, cuz ninjas flip out and kill people all the time! What have pirates done lately? Seriously, ninjas cut people's heads off and don't think twice about it.
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[User Picture]From: sergeant_groove
2004-07-11 09:15 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

Oh oh I am in full understanding of your logic. I was just throwing another wacky dimension into the mix

Ninjas are sneaky too. very crafty. Pirates have those clunky wooden legs.

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From: clintzombie
2004-07-11 09:16 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

True....and they have like...inner-ear problems or something (a la' Johnny Depp).
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[User Picture]From: sergeant_groove
2004-07-11 09:21 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

Plus they are very often drunk and...no offence to drunk people...they tend to fight less cool and more in the groping-madly-and-moaning-incoherent-slur

Of course if the pirates where undead pirates like in Pirates of the Carribean then it would be very difficult for the ninja to win...what with death for the pirates being near impossible.
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From: clintzombie
2004-07-11 09:23 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

whoa whoa whao....would they be pirate undead or undead pirates? Because pirate undead sounds like they were the undead who later made a conscious decision to become pirates, while undead pirates were pirates who are now undead. This adds a whole other dimension to the battle, of course...
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[User Picture]From: sergeant_groove
2004-07-11 09:32 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

Hmmm thats an interesting point.

Well If they are undead pirates like Pirates Of The Carribean...then they can be killed. You jsut have tp get all the gold and blood and what not.

but if they are pirate undead and just made a decision to become pirates...well that means they were undead rto begin with and so they cant be defeated.

This is all very interesting. There should be some course of study on this.
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From: clintzombie
2004-07-11 09:38 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

I'm afraid I have run out of gas...
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[User Picture]From: sergeant_groove
2004-07-11 09:53 am (UTC)

Re: danny the girl

Yeh me too.
Hence me recycling your idea and adding more words.

Yeppers.

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